you know your getting old when....

You know your getting old when cheerios are found in the wrinkles of your face.

You know you are old when your grandchild asks why you have three chins.

You know you are getting old when you have to ask your mate to cut your toe nails.

You know your getting old when your driving your car and you can't turn your head far enough to see if there is a tree behind you.

You know your getting old when someone tells you your bath water is ready.

You know your getting old when you depend on depends.

You know when your old ,when your head shakes and your not even answering a question.

You know your getting old when children say your house smells like old people.

You know your old when you have been sitting on the floor and can't get back up,
Or when you put moth balls in your dresser drawers.
You know you are really old when you decide to go sky diving ,and on the way out you cry, HELP I'M FALLING AND I CAN'T GET UP.

I know I'm getting old, and I love it.
Charlene